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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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