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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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