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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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