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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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