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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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