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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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