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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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