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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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