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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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