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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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