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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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