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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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