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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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