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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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