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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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