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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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