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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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