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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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