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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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