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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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