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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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