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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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