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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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