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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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