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Pet death
My
daughter
had their beloved pet
hamster 🐹
Geoffrey
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃
a hippo 🦛
an elephant 🐘
an ostrich 🐦
a venomous snake 🐍
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a bear 🐻
a cheetah 😺
a velociraptor 🦖
a hyena 🐺
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