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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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