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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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