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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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