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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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