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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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