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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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