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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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