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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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