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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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