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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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