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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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