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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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