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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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