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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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