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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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