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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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