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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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