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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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