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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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