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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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