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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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