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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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