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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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