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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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