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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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