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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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