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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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