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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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