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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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