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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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