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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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