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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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