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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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