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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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