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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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