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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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