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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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