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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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