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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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