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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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