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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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